“A happy person needs no religion; a happy person needs no temple, no church-because for a happy person the whole universe is a temple, the whole of existence is a church.” - Osho
“Failure is a steppingstone to success” - Oprah
“If you are miserable in carrying wood, you will be miserable in being a president, because outside things can change nothing. If you are happy being a beggar, only then can you be happy being an emperor; there is no other way.” - Osho
“We seek other conditions because we know not how to enjoy our own, and go outside ourselves for want of knowing what it is like inside of us. So it is no use raising ourselves on stilts, for even on stilts we have to walk on our own legs, and sitting in the loftiest throne in the world we are still sitting on our behind.” - Michel de Montaigne
The story of the masterbating man on a train…
Hello again. I thought i would also mention the following event which happened the very next day that a man wanted to get into my cubicle to show me a good/bad time at Town Hall…
Believe it or not, i got on a train at Town Hall to go back home. I sat on the bottom deck and was minding my own business reading a book called “How you could build a $10 million property portfolio in 10 years”…the bottom deck was close to empy, bar 2 Asian girls in their early 20s, and a man in his 50s sitting right behind them…
Around 30 seconds prior to the train ‘pulling’ into Central, i realised the man had his penis out and was masterbating while looking at the 2 Asian girls. He was really trying to get their attention by smacking it on the back of their seats. I was shocked and i think i laughed out loud a little…He then got off and so did the girls…
Die Ende
The story of the surprise visit from the smiling Islander…
Well, a couple of weeks back i had finished work and was walking to BJJ training. I unfortunately really really needed to do a poo. So i decided to drop by the nearest toilets i could find, which in this case were the Town Hall station toilets. I power walk into the bathroom, look around for the cleanest cubicle and walk in there…This is where i realised this was going to be no ordinary trip to the toilet…
Just as i was about to shut the door behind me, i was greeted by a huge islander man. He was about 6 foot 4, was covered with tatoos, had an eyebrow piercing, a pony tail and was wearing a smile (and pants). He looked straight at me, smiled, winked and started making his way towards my cubicle. He was walking in, when i said “ummmmmm…no bro…” (in those exact words)…and slammed the door shut.
I put my bag down cause i really had to go, however after about 30 seconds i realised i was never going to be able to pull my pants down, cause that is exactly what the dude standing about 2 metres away from me on the other side of the door wanted….So i unlock the door to leave, only to realise i couldn’t open the door…sure it was unlocked now however i was pulling the door as hard as i could, however the door wouldn’t budge. I’m thinking to myself (**ohh shit! the massive dude is holding onto the door**)…at this point i was getting a little worried, i won’t lie…I managed to create the smallest of spaces in between the door and the wall and started squeezing myself through the door one leg at a time…
With one leg free of my enclosed cubicle and the other still in there, wedged between the door and the wall, I was greeted by the giant, scary looking dude… He smiled at me once again looking amused and said these very memorable words “………you’ve got to PUSH bro”…
God damn…in my nervous state, i was pulling the door instead of pushing…hahaha…so i pushed the door, thanked the guy who wanted to get in my pants and got the hell out of there…
Fin…
A tribute to my friend Steve! He is a wonderful man
My friend Xian made this for me. He’s really awesome! It’s from a pic of me from a BJJ comp I entered last year.
Watching this film tonight. Hope it’s mentally stimulating.
A pic of the very first posts on my facebook. Haha
A quick drawing i did last night for a friend whose mum just passed away…
